Gushiken Yona
Ah, Kamala Harris—the cryptoverse’s elusive unicorn. Once again, the vice president has gracefully dodged yet another opportunity to grace us with her presence in the blockchain sphere.
This time, she pulled a no-show at Friday’s virtual crypto meeting hosted by California Congressman Ro Khanna. You know, the kind of meeting that requires nothing more than an internet connection and maybe a basic understanding of Bitcoin memes. 🤷♀️
The call, featuring Deputy Treasury Secretary Wally Adeyemo and Harris’s former chief of staff Kristine Lucius, went on as planned. Crypto giants Mark Cuban and Ron Conway were there too, probably dreaming up their next big decentralized finance move. But what’s the real buzz here? The absence of our dear Kamala, who was apparently too busy—doing what, exactly? Running a full node on the campaign trail? 🌐
Let’s break it down. This wasn’t just any old Zoom call; it was a “current administration-focused” meeting. That means it wasn’t about campaign slogans or kissing babies, but about real, regulatory talk on the future of decentralized finance. One attendee mentioned that this distinction was made crystal clear early on in the meeting. So where was Kamala? Perhaps still stuck in the digital queue of campaign duties? Or maybe she was just trying to figure out what in the world an NFT is? 🤷♂️
Gemini co-founder Tyler Winklevoss, never one to miss a beat, tweeted out the question we’re all dying to ask: “Can anyone explain why Kamala Harris didn’t attend the crypto roundtable yesterday? I understand that she’s on the campaign trail, but the meeting was virtual. All she needed was an Internet connection. Technical difficulties?” We’re all wondering the same thing, Tyler. Did the dog eat her VPN password? 🐕💻
And let’s not forget the earlier snub at the Bitcoin Conference. David Bailey, CEO of the world’s largest Bitcoin conference, practically begged her to speak, stating, “We’re in talks with Kamala Harris campaign for her to speak at the conference. Would be very savvy of her to reset the Democrat positioning on the fastest growing voter block in the country.” Yet, once again, Kamala opted out. Maybe the word “decentralization” just doesn’t sit well with someone who’s spent years in the most centralized gig in the world—government. 🙃
So, we’re left with some burning questions: Is Kamala’s avoidance of crypto a sign that she’s just not that into us? Or is there something deeper going on here? Is the world of blockchain too decentralized for her centralized thinking? Or, heaven forbid, does she just not get it? 🤔
It’s clear that the crypto community is growing faster than a meme coin in a bull market, and yet, our political leaders seem to be playing catch-up. With Kamala repeatedly ghosting the crypto scene, one has to wonder—are we about to see a regulatory crackdown because the powers-that-be simply don’t understand what we’re building? Or is this all just a strategic move to keep us guessing? 👀
BUT, the cryptoverse isn’t waiting around for political validation. Whether Kamala gets on board or continues to dodge the conversation, the blockchain train is full steam ahead. 🚂💨 But wouldn’t it be nice if our leaders, you know, actually led when it comes to the future of finance?
Disclaimer: This article is written for those who believe that Kamala’s absence from crypto events is not a bug but a feature. All conspiracy theories about Wi-Fi routers and campaign trails are purely speculative and meant for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to actual events is purely coincidental… or is it? 🤔
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