Gushiken Yona
Howdy, crypto cowboys and cowgirls! 🤠 Gather ’round the digital campfire, because Bitcoin billionaire Arthur Hayes, the gunslinging co-founder of BitMEX, has just dropped a bombshell that’s got the whole crypto saloon buzzing. 💣💥
In his latest blog post, Hayes laid out a master plan wilder than a Bitcoin bull run – a plan that could see us crypto-loving, meme-slinging degenerates deciding the fate of the United States presidency this November. 🤯
That’s right, folks. Forget Wall Street and Washington, the real power players in 2024 might just be you – the laser-eyed, diamond-handed HODLers who can spot a shitcoin from a mile away. 👁️💎
According to Hayes, crypto voters could hold the key to victory in this election, and he’s got a strategy to mobilize the crypto community. It involves everything from grassroots organizing to meme warfare – because hey, who doesn’t love a good Shiba Inu meme? 🐕🦺
Hayes argued that the crypto community could swing the 2024 election. With math that’s more speculative than a shitcoin rally, he claimed that if Republican crypto holders in key states flipped Democrat, Biden could bag 115 electoral votes. Imagine that—a horde of Bitcoin buffs tipping the balance of democracy. 📊🏆
But there’s a catch. Hayes assumed all 50 million U.S. crypto holders will register, turn out, and vote single-issue. That’s a tall order, but hey, in crypto land, we’ve seen crazier things. 🚀🗳️
Hayes is also throwing shade at Donald Trump and the Republicans, who have been positioning themselves as the pro-crypto party. “They erroneously believe that Trump is sincere and that if they just donate enough money, Operation Chokehold Crypto will vanish. That is poppycock,” Hayes wrote.
He’s basically calling Trump a crypto poser, and let’s be honest, who doesn’t love a good political roast? 🔥
Rather than putting all their faith in Trump’s crypto promises, Hayes believes the best pro-crypto work can be done before the election. He’s proposed a short bill that both parties could strive to pass, protecting all forms of money—including cryptocurrencies—as forms of protected speech.
“Once the bill is live, it’s time to pressure Democrats and Republicans to support it,’ Hayes wrote. “The same carrot and stick apply: Support this bill, and the crypto voters in your district will vote for you; if you don’t support it, they will vote for your opponent.” 🥕🔨
But let’s take a step back and ask some important questions. Can the crypto community really unite to influence an election? Is Trump’s newfound love for crypto genuine, or just a ploy to win votes? And most importantly, can we trust politicians to keep their promises once they’re in office?
Is Hayes’s vision of crypto voters as kingmakers realistic, or just another billionaire’s pipe dream? Will politicians finally take crypto seriously, or continue to treat it like radioactive waste? ☢️🗑️
As the election heats up, the regulatory spectacle is just beginning, and the crypto community is center stage. Will they rise as political titans, or remain the punchline?
Hayes has thrown down the gauntlet, and it’s up to the crypto community to pick it up. The crypto revolution is coming to Washington, and it’s gonna be wilder than a Bitcoin rodeo. 🐂
Disclaimer: This isn’t financial advice, legal advice, or any advice that you should take seriously. If you decide to vote based solely on your crypto portfolio, please consult a mirror first to question your life choices. We accept no responsibility for any moon landings or crashes that result from taking this article seriously. HODL responsibly, and remember: always have a meme-ready for the next dip! 🚀📉✨
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